PayPal me you loser !! Looking for a loser who knows his only purpose is to fund my shopping cart. I like shiny things, luxury travel, and the sound of notification pings from my banking app. If you aren't sending, you’re wasting my time. Show me you’

PayPal me you loser !!

Looking for a loser who knows his only purpose is to fund my shopping cart. I like shiny things, luxury travel, and the sound of notification pings from my banking app.
If you aren't sending, you’re wasting my time. Show me you’re a good little pig and maybe I’ll tell you what I bought with your hard-earned money.
Tribute is mandatory for a response. ??

Rule #1: Approach with a tribute or be ignored.
• Rule #2: Your budget is my business.
• Status: Currently accepting applications for a loyal ATM.
Drain your accounts. Feed my lifestyle. Stay in your place.