Mistress

PayPal me you loser !!

Looking for a loser who knows his only purpose is to fund my shopping cart. I like shiny things, luxury travel, and the sound of notification pings from my banking app.
If you aren't sending, you’re wasting my time. Show me you’re a good little pig and maybe I’ll tell you what I bought with your hard-earned money.
Tribute is mandatory for a response. ??

Rule #1: Approach with a tribute or be ignored.
• Rule #2: Your budget is my business.
• Status: Currently accepting applications for a loyal ATM.
Drain your accounts. Feed my lifestyle. Stay in your place.