I’m a digital designer with expensive tastes and zero patience for mediocre men. My aesthetic is dark, but my bank statement needs to be bright. I’m not here for a "partner"—I’m here to be catered to, prioritized, and funded. ?✨

The Rules:

Your only purpose is to be useful. I like leather, loud music, and the sound of my banking app notifications. ?

I don't do "coffee dates" and I don't answer questions for free. Curiosity is a luxury you haven't paid for yet.

Approach with a tribute or don't approach at all. Silence is golden, but your transaction is loud. ?☕️

Don’t waste my time with "hey" or small talk. Pay the "loser tax" to verify you aren't a time-waster. I’m waiting to see exactly how much you think I’m worth... don't disappoint me. ??