Fat Pathetic humiliation hog

Firstly, I hate Findom as the thought of begging to pay someone to humiliate me feels so degrading ;) Secondly I am only interested in meeting someone in person and I do not under any circumstances do online transactions. I want to dress as a piggy and oink for you so you will need to either accommodate in the Midlands or have somewhere to play. I'm looking for an arrangement which serves both our needs. i always play in chastity and my profile photos will give you an idea of what you can expect. I've previously been used as a bootlicker, cumdump, urinal and ashtray so pick your poison.